abu: who are you gonna vote for in the coming elections?
me: i don't know yet. i know i'm not going to vote for osmena. or oreta. or cayetano.
abu: who else?
me: why do you wanna know?
abu: i just wanna know kung sino mga iboboto mo.
me: i think i'll vote for chiz.
abu: you know what? i refuse to vote for women.
me: how come?
abu: because it takes them hours to do their makeup. so that leaves them with less time to perform their functions. i should know.
me: seriously?
abu: yes.
me: hahahahaha! you're gonna get it from the feminists!
abu: do you know that it takes about an hour to put on eyeliner?
winning statement from someone who thinks that he looks like gretchen barreto.
more eyeliner for you, abu.
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